Hilarious 2019 Christmas Gifts: White Elephant & Secret Santa Funny Gifts!

Looking for a funny Christmas gift? No matter if you need a present for your wife, your boss, or your office friends, we’ve got you covered.

These prank gifts can be used as stocking stuffers or can be a hilarious gift for your next Secret Santa or White Elephant gift exchange.

Fcker In Charge Engraved 2×8 Brushed Silver Name Plate & Black Desk Holder

Fucker In Charge Engraved desk name plate

A perfect gift for the boss or whoever is in charge of the office. Made with high-quality materials, it features engraved lettering with black ink and measures  2″ x 8.”

A black metal desk holder is included, so it is ready to be put on the bosses’ desk.

Calary Useless Box

What is this thing, you might wonder? Well, it’s just a useless box. Nothing more we can add, really.

Made from real wood, just follow the instructions and push the button. You’ll need a couple of AAA batteries for it to work, so don’t forget to stock up on these.

Beer Soap

beer soap

We’ve all got a buddy who can’t seem to be seen without a beer in his hand. That’s why we included this useful gift.

Made with real alcohol, its scent is derived from the beer itself and can be described as smelling spicy, herbal, and grassy. Each bar is phthalate-free, cruelty-free, and is made with great ingredients like crushed oats, apricot seeds, rosemary leaf extract, and REAL BEER!

But if your friend is a bit more sophisticated, there is also the option to grab a Kentucky Bourbon or a Vintage Merlot soap bar version.

Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat

Crafting with Cat Hair

For any cat lady out there, this is one gift to be treasured. Throw away the lint roller and curl up with the kitty while you learn how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts.

Get ready to transform those pesky hairs into finger puppets, picture frames, and fun cat toys. You can get this book in a traditional paperback format, but a Kindle version is also available.

Cat Butt Magnets

Cat Butt Magnets

And while you’re at it, why not grab a set of 6 cat butt magnets? No cat lover should have a fridge without these!

Made from Phthalate-free vinyl, they are not only decorative, but also functional, and can hold on to pictures, mems, and notes.

Six cat breeds with beautifully sculpted behinds are included, but if you need them for a dog lover, there is also a set that consists of a Scottie butt, Pug butt, Retriever butt, Dalmatian butt, Poodle butt, and a cute red hydrant.

There are also sets dedicated to farm animals with horse, rooster, pig, bull, cow and sheep butts; safari animals with giraffe, leopard, lion, elephant, tiger and hippo butts, and even a whale set for any sea lover.

2020 Pooping Pooches Calendar

2020 Pooping Pooches

So, we’ve got the cat person covered, but what if you love dogs? Well, this is the ideal gift: each month reveals yet another beautiful pooch answering nature’s call.

The calendar is 8.5 x 11 inches closed and 17 x 11 inches when open and features Jack Russell Terrier, Boxer, Maltese, Pit Bull, Labradoodle, Toy Fox Terrier, Portuguese Water Dog and more

Smack a Sack-Stress Relief Ball Sack

Smack a Sack-Stress Relief Ball Sack

Stressful day at the office? Kids driving you crazy? Dog won’t stop barking? You need some stress relief, and this the only tool required.

It’s pretty hard to be frustrated while smacking a sack around, and this is made with high-quality, ultra-suede fabric & industrial-strength stitching. It has a heavy-duty Velcro closure, which is double stitched to ensure longevity.

Instructions are simple: To immediately relieve built-up frustration and tension, grasp top firmly and smack vigorously.

Donald Trump 2020 Talking Pen

Love hit or hate him, but The Donald is always a great conversation starting topic.

Using Trump’s real voice, simple press down on his head, and he’ll tell you exactly how to make America great again in 2020.

Replaceable batteries are already included inside the pen, so you can start listening to Trump the moment it arrives!

Coddies Fish Flip Flops


For the fisherman in the group, here is a gift to be worn on the next boat trip.  Bringing you the ultimate footwear style while providing total comfort for your feet, the unisex Coddies are made from a durable, light-weight, elastic and shockproof material.

They have high-density non-slip soles which make them more wear-resisting and stops you from slipping around like a wet fish, making them ideal for  indoors and outdoors, whether that be down the beach, fishing, swimming, gym, showering, in town, pottering around the house, pools, festivals, parties and many other destinations

World’s Smallest Vacuum

Finally, a gift perfect for anyone who loves a nice cookie while at work and ends up getting crumbs all over the place.

But don’t let its small size fool you, this is a perfectly proportioned miniature vacuum cleaner, and it actually works! It comes with two attachments and a reusable filter, and just have to plug it into any USB port and get ready to suck those scrums right off your keyboard.